There is a golf thing going on soon, the Ryder cup, one group of dullards face a group of simpletons in what is the quite easily the most pointless spectator sport ever created. I know this because my father still watches it religiously; one of the pleasures of unknotting the apron strings is that it no longer interferes with my radar until it shoes Mark Kermode's Film Review from it's slot (a most essential listen).
I would rather grate my penis to a stump and throw gunpowder on the wound than watch it.
It does however have one redeeming feature, the infamous BBC Golf theme Brian Bennett's 'Chase Side Shoot Up', a wonderful piece of proggy space synth with a slight whiff of funk to it.
Download: Brian Bennett - Chase Side Shoot Up MF
Another case in point that boring sports have the best themes...
Oh and maybe this...
...and although I have a soft spot for snooker
The Match of the Day theme is shit though and proves that the better the TV theme the more boring the sport.