Thinking about Falconry...

Like a girl with a fringe that could slice steel, hips so flexible it'd make Mick Jagger reconsider the design of his new fake hip and a look in her eyes where you know she's gonna make your liver quiver. But like that girl would get a hold of my head, something else has and I can't stop thinking about- Falconry.

I keep thinking how amazing it would truely be to own a Falcon, watching it sweep and hover onto my mitt for his sliver of raw meat. A hunter in my hand (that's a slogan falconry association), the power, the sweet power.

Man's best friend is suppose to be a dog? A dog does not look good perched on your shoulder as you swagger through town like a pirate who got the right idea, decided the sea wasn't for him (especially when he can't even handle a cross channel ferry trip before that £3.50 prawn sandwich is sprayed in the conveniently everywhere paper bags). And realised that he was fed up of the tropical back chatting prick that once housed his soldier. Men would fear me and women would be love that this man can tame this hunter, but it's an animal and I love my falcon, thus realising my caring for nature side, which balances out when in reality I eat otters and stray dogs.

For this very moment this is a hobby I am seriously thinking about. But fear that, much like my flirtation with learning the drums, basketball and remote control cars I may lose interest. For the three failed hobbies I either couldn't be bothered to wait to be good at it, I'm 5 foot 7 and realised that basketball is in fact pretty rubbish and quitting remote control cars, because it got to the point that it could've hindered me eventually losing my virginity.

But falconry sounds like a worthwile pursuit, I do not spend much time in the country but maybe it would be nice to go down on a hungover sunday and play with my bird. And they do look cool, they look very cool. I listened to music to take my mind off birds of prey.

The new Mystery Jets tune is pretty dawn great, I enjoyed their last album and this is a little joy.
Mystery Jets- Young Love


Cornelius is some cool Japanese shit.
Cornelius- Seashore and Horizon